Introducing my wife Kelli

My Lords, my Ladies, and everybody else NOT sitting on a cushion, today, you find yourselves equal. For you all are equally blessed. I have the pride, the privilege, nay the pleasure of introducing to you an artist sired by artist. An artist who can trace her lineage back beyond Ruth and Naomi of 1294 BC. I've seen her break out in tears praying to God, thanking him for the Giant Redwood trees of Muir Wood Forest. Next she amazed me even further by buying a coat for a young homeless girl for the would be falling temperatures at night. In the Smokey Mountains, she spent a week in silence just to better understand a customer’s question. And so, without further gilding the lily, and with no more ado, I give to you the seeker of sincerity, the protector of our redwoods, the enforcer of our Lord God. The one! The ONLY! My wife's Kelli